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The Onion's parodies are funniest when they come dangerously close to the truth, like this "news" story about four stranded hikers who we can only hope make it out alive — to see the made-for-TV movie they'll surely inspire. As the reporter breathlessly considers the possibility of casting Christian Bale, a future of insta-TV-movies doesn't seem too far off.


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