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Mr. Cruisin' Cooler Man Rules

Mr. Cruisin' Cooler Man Rules

BabySugar took these lovely sunset pics of a bitchin' dude tooling down the street in Houston on his CoolerMobile (TM), with a lit cigarette in one hand and a beer between his strangely tan and hairless legs. Too bad the pics don't come with a soundtrack, as he was emitting Metallica ("Enter, Sandman" if you must know) from an unknown source. Aside from the beer (don't drink and drive!), this guy is my hero. I miss Texas.


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babysugar babysugar 8 years
Misha-su, Go to the Heights. That's where I found him.
misha-su misha-su 8 years
Hey! I live in Houston and I've never seen this guy! I've been robbed!!
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
Giggle, I think those remarkably smooth legs are, ironically, for less wind drag.
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
LikeThoseShoes, Sounds great! We gotta build a sidecar for Giggle, too! :woohoo:
LikeThoseShoes LikeThoseShoes 8 years
fuzzles - I call shotgun!
LikeThoseShoes LikeThoseShoes 8 years
hahah ive driven one of these! and i broke it too!
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
ROAD TRIP!!! :D
nancita nancita 8 years
I kinda love Mr. Cruisin' Cooler Man. My only worry is how many more beers he has in his motorized cooler and cooler trailer.
anaisethenry anaisethenry 8 years
:rotfl: lovin' the pictures and the poems it inspires!
jessie jessie 8 years
looks like mickey rourke in the side view..tan, blonde hair..fake..:rotfl:
chippyshero2066 chippyshero2066 8 years
He's Cooler Man! Cruisin' down the street, with a beer between his knees, while cruisin' to that metal beat. Vrooom vrooom, away he goes, with that cigarette smoke flyin' in his hair and up his nose. Yea I know bad poem, but he is my inspiration lol.
puddlesworth puddlesworth 8 years
thats really...weird and cool and embarrassing.
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