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Mystic Tan Rap

If anyone can explain the Mystic Tan phenomenon, I'd love to hear it. I mean, it's good you're not going outside and frying your skin into premature wrinklage, but these spray tans just look dirty to me. And I can only imagine what your sheets and towels look like. Having said that, here are some ladies who sing rap the praises of Mystic Tan: "You call this fake/cuz we don't bake?/I guess you'd rather look old . . ." I guess I'm a hater!

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lushylashes lushylashes 9 years
doing every weekly huh. jay-z should give them a call, I see a new pop group; the fake and shakes
xx-curious-xx xx-curious-xx 9 years
haha so funny :D :Dtheir tans dont look that fake to me...
xx-curious-xx xx-curious-xx 9 years
haha so funny :D :D their tans dont look that fake to me...
PirateKitty PirateKitty 9 years
hahhaha i wonder how long it took them to make that video. You have to go back for a spray tan every week??? that sound like a waste of time and money.
PirateKitty PirateKitty 9 years
hahhaha i wonder how long it took them to make that video.You have to go back for a spray tan every week??? that sound like a waste of time and money.
glam8babe glam8babe 9 years
haha that was cute...at least they dont bake their bodies outside and get sun damage lol
pinkcotton pinkcotton 9 years
That was cute! ...funny, and very L.A.
juliarose23 juliarose23 9 years
these tans look really fakee
juliarose23 juliarose23 9 years
these tans look really fakee
marcella marcella 9 years
yeah... i only needed 3 seconds to realize that it was lowering my IQ considerably.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Seriously. I can't believe I watched that all the way through. :(
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
Fake tans look gross
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
Fake tans look gross
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