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Mystic Tan Rap

If anyone can explain the Mystic Tan phenomenon, I'd love to hear it. I mean, it's good you're not going outside and frying your skin into premature wrinklage, but these spray tans just look dirty to me. And I can only imagine what your sheets and towels look like. Having said that, here are some ladies who sing rap the praises of Mystic Tan: "You call this fake/cuz we don't bake?/I guess you'd rather look old . . ." I guess I'm a hater!

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