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New VH1 Show Undateable Tackles Dating Dealbreakers

Crocs, Jorts, and Moobs: Undateable Men Examined

Unless you're a chef, you probably shouldn't wear Crocs if you're a dude. Same goes for "jorts," aka jean shorts. Also, skip the Facebook updates about how many curls you did at the gym, not to mention the baby talk. Such are the pressing issues tackled on Undateable, a five-part VH1 special that premieres Monday, May 10. Here's a sneak peek at some of the discourse on fashion faux pas:

Based on the book Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle, the show features pundits like Bethenny Frankel, Ben Lee, the Jersey Shore cast, and more. To see two more clips, including Ron Jeremy discussing penis nicknames,

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I would agree with a lot of these dealbreakers, particularly the patchy facial hair and nicknaming your penis "Tim." Another one I'd add: even if all of the glasses in your apartment are pint glasses stolen from pubs, at least try to have one of them clean if I need to mix a cocktail. What traits do you consider dating dealbreakers?

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inlove23 inlove23 6 years
To anon 6. Jean shorts are just weird looking. Wear kkahi or plaid if you need to wear shorts. And they can't be too long, or too short. I hate guys that wear floods! I'm like oh, you have pants on? Oh, jk they are just shorts that are an inch too short to be considered jeans. haha. And I hate when guys don't wear the correct sized clothes! If you are a medium wear a medium!! A lot of guys will wear short sleeve shorts past their elbow and it makes them look like they have tiny scrawny arms in my opinion. Blah!
cherrypop cherrypop 6 years
This is hilarious! I'm so gonna watch it! "Tim is almost ready to go. Tim is digging it, and Tim is finished!"
Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 6 years
Asking me if I'm bi. Asking 'where is this going' when we've known each other for three hours. Having a stupid nickname, like Nailgun or Tarantula or Umbrella. Neck tattoos. Asking about my sexual likes/dislikes before I've decided to have sex with him. Telling me 'I could take care of you.' Telling me I'm the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life... the first time we meet. Keeping his cash together with a rubberband. Grills. Saying 'how many?' when I tell him I have a kid. Stupid graphic t-shirts. Holy shit I could go on forever. Maybe that's why I've been single for so long.
bryseana bryseana 6 years
None of this bothers me. My boyfriend wears crocs sometimes (black ones). They're not hideous. I never dated my guy for what he did or didn't wear. Seems trivial.
skigurl skigurl 6 years
i didn't watch the video, but those ideas of what makes someone undateable are pure gold. it's so true. if a guy showed up in jean shorts, i would literally turn around and walk away. what about guys who take pictures of themselves with their phones in the mirror at the gym then post it on facebook? hilarious and totally undateable! also, what about guys who post schmoopy woopy messages on their gf's facebook walls every day about how much they love them and how beautiful they are? hey buddy, ever heard of text messages? undateable!
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