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New VH1 Show Undateable Tackles Dating Dealbreakers

Crocs, Jorts, and Moobs: Undateable Men Examined

Unless you're a chef, you probably shouldn't wear Crocs if you're a dude. Same goes for "jorts," aka jean shorts. Also, skip the Facebook updates about how many curls you did at the gym, not to mention the baby talk. Such are the pressing issues tackled on Undateable, a five-part VH1 special that premieres Monday, May 10. Here's a sneak peek at some of the discourse on fashion faux pas:

Based on the book Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle, the show features pundits like Bethenny Frankel, Ben Lee, the Jersey Shore cast, and more. To see two more clips, including Ron Jeremy discussing penis nicknames,

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I would agree with a lot of these dealbreakers, particularly the patchy facial hair and nicknaming your penis "Tim." Another one I'd add: even if all of the glasses in your apartment are pint glasses stolen from pubs, at least try to have one of them clean if I need to mix a cocktail. What traits do you consider dating dealbreakers?

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