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Daniel15186560 Daniel15186560 3 years
There are so many errors left unaccounted for...
ali321 ali321 7 years
I mean it kind of does seem like a high school article or at least college. Just look at her picture. But while I agree that not everyone neeeeds to go to college, I do not agree with those reasons. And it's definitely a good idea.
tayrose tayrose 7 years
Wow, this girl is STUPID!
hecfactor11 hecfactor11 9 years
listen woman, go make me a sandwich, because apparently that's all you're good for. I'd love to have a college-educated wife, thank you very much.
Nikitainthesection Nikitainthesection 9 years
Speechless!
JennyJen2 JennyJen2 9 years
This girl's editor should be fired!
lushylashes lushylashes 9 years
This seriously cannot be in a real newspaper. It must be a joke.
ladychaos ladychaos 9 years
...and what self-respecting newspaper hires a girl who is gramatically-incorrect and doesn't have a degree or experience outside of high school journalism. After all, the myspace page I saw stated that she was 18...
kraken kraken 9 years
I just lost my faith in the human species.
xywrongnumberyx xywrongnumberyx 9 years
to the person who said this was likea middle school article, actually, i'm in middle school and i cud write wayy better than that.
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
SAD!
bibelot bibelot 9 years
Yeesh. She REALLY needs to go get a Bachelors in English. Otherwise the grammar police should lock her up!
sunsmuckers sunsmuckers 9 years
W-O-W
Astro_nerd Astro_nerd 9 years
No way man. This can not be a real article. HOW THE HELL would this woman have become a reporter for an actual newspaper??? If she is real, she needs to have a few books thrown at her head. After all the millions of years it has taken us to be seen as sort-of-equals, along comes Miss Pro-Dumb, and stuffs it all up again!! Thanks a lot lady! :MOB:
halochick halochick 9 years
Wow! I think this is a joke. If not, someone needs to convince Lynzee to go to college.
DVLWMN DVLWMN 9 years
Unfortunately my sisters...she will breed. She won't even pass on her limited comprehension of reality to her offspring 'cuz they too, will be raised by the cartoon network - which by their time will be dumbed down even further - so face it: she's the best of the line she will spawn. Maybe she'll have lots of residuals from her appearances in the Girls Gone Wild Video Library.....SPRINGER! SPRINGER! SPRINGER!
catixavi catixavi 9 years
I thinks this is a joke, c'mon you guys! This can't be true...
purpleisafruit purpleisafruit 9 years
It's any wonder "Lynzee" wrote such a crappy article, "becasue" look, she can't even spell her own name properly. :oy:
The-City-Girl The-City-Girl 9 years
There always have been and always will be dumbasses. But how many people gave this article the "OK" before it hit the presses? Seriously, how was this incoherent craziness printed? I guess I'll just tell myself that it's an ironic joke. . .
Green Green 9 years
who wrote this? Geez
x_juicyfruit x_juicyfruit 9 years
Wow, lmao.
littlemissme littlemissme 9 years
:JAWDROP: This can't be for real??? How in the world did she get a job as a reporter :?
Anonymous1572 Anonymous1572 9 years
1. Lynzee Stauss is totally a real person: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=171393258 2. See also: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=95443964 [Scroll down and look at the photo / text directly below the player. It is obviously the same airhead in the photo in the "article" shown above.]
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