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Next Big Thing? How They're Texting "I Love You" in Nigeria

Next Big Thing? How They're Texting "I Love You" in Nigeria

Maybe you've gotten an email or two from some nice people in Nigeria with a whale of a financial opportunity — but if you get a text from Nigeria titled “I swear, I will make sure I give you HIV," don’t call the police. It may just be someone’s idea of an affectionate overture. When you open the text you'll most likely then read “H is for happiness and joy forever with an I: Incomparable love that will never V: Vanish until death do us part. I love you.”

It’s the new way to wow your mate from the new book Touching the Heart Through Unforgettable Text Messages (Volume 2) written by Femi Emmanuel, who writes text messages for those either too busy or illiterate to express their feelings. The book is marketed mostly to Nigerians, who have been described as obsessive text senders and who are tired of the usual courtship texts littering their phones.

To see where the inspiration comes from,


Femi gets his inspiration mainly from Indian (Bollywood, as some call them) films. He says, “I was watching a Bollywood film and the main actor said to his lead ‘Hey baby, I’m a crazy lover.’ I thought ‘That’s good,’ I paused the DVD and copied down the subtitles.” If you think that’s corny, consider the fact that he has published four volumes of his quotes and has purchased a new car from the profits.

Hey, what ever happened to pager code? 1-4-3? Anyone?


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terryt18 terryt18 8 years
Hahaha...before your time. I feel old.
foxie foxie 8 years
... This is the most ridiculous post ever.
Jude-C Jude-C 8 years
UHHHH.... :ponder:
organicsugr organicsugr 8 years
It means "I love you." It's the first letter of each word. I had to look it up too. Before my time.
beautiful-disaster beautiful-disaster 8 years
i dont get the 1 4 3 thing... can anyone explain?
organicsugr organicsugr 8 years
I don't understand.
JessicaLE JessicaLE 8 years
True-Song True-Song 8 years
Wait...what? I'm not following this at all. Except 1-4-3. When I was in high school, everyone had pagers, and no one had a cell phone. I thought was was super mega rad that I lived off exit 143.
yesteryear yesteryear 8 years
is this an october fool's joke? this can't be real.
dreamsugar dreamsugar 8 years
Ok -- when I read the headline -- I thought it was the a Nigerian scam or something.
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