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Ode to Gaston on Beauty and the Beast

Disney Speaks Douche?

It was no secret that Gaston was badly hurtin' for Belle's affection in Beauty and the Beast, but our gal had enough douche-sense to repeatedly turn him down. So his posse of pals got together to massage his ego at the local pub. Give their little ditty a listen— all praise points to douche. (My fave piece of "praise" comes at 2:10.) Who knew that Disney had its finger on the pulse of the douchepidemic? Kudos! The children deserve to be warned.

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bluecanary bluecanary 9 years
One of my most favorite disney movies (I'm an underrated bookworm myself) but I haven't watched it in years...knew every word! Such a dork! :)
tglynn tglynn 9 years
haha I remember this! I had to sing along too XD
anaisethenry anaisethenry 9 years
I still know the words too!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: Except I know them in Spanish :rotfl:
ENoel ENoel 9 years
k squared, it's been years since I watched this movie too.....should I be worried that I still know all the words?
k-squared k-squared 9 years
lmao. I need to watch this movie again- it's been years.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Wow Ash! Now I don't feel so bad for singing along!
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Wow, you make my day!My guy friend knows EVERY word to this song. So when we used to get drunk I would bug him about it and he would sing it for me! It was one of those "priceless" moments!
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Wow, you make my day! My guy friend knows EVERY word to this song. So when we used to get drunk I would bug him about it and he would sing it for me! It was one of those "priceless" moments!
kiwitwist kiwitwist 9 years
:rotfl: Poor hairy Gaston! HAHA
kiwitwist kiwitwist 9 years
:rotfl: Poor hairy Gaston! HAHA
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