Cat and fox are sittin' on a couch, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Well, actually, it's the cat who's doin' all the loving. He's like the Pepe Le Pew of felines. "Mon cheri foxy, I looove you. (Mwah, mwah, mwah!) Eet ees a delight to haf you in my arms!" My favorite parts are when the fox's superbig ears go up like radars, and the look on the cat's face when foxy finally scrams. Sucks to be a lover in a world filled with the unromantic.
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