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The Onion Worst Band Names of 2007

The Worst Band Names of 2007?

The Onion has compiled a list of the worst band names of 2007. Some of my favorites are below. Click here for their comprehensive list!

  • Harmonica Lewinsky
  • Pistol Whipping Party Penguins
  • Dyslexic Speedreaders
  • Whore Du Jour
  • SuperHeavyGoatAss
  • Sex Rat
  • The House That Gloria Vanderbilt
  • Those F*cking Unicorns
  • Gay Baby
  • Statutory Grape
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