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Paris Thinks The Bible Is A Hot Read

In a last ditch attempt to make herself seem worthy of our pity and a judge's leniency, Paris bought some- "What do you call them?" - books. And not just any old books, she bought self-help books. Yep, she even broke down and bought the Bible (pronounced "Beeble"). Although she's still trying to make Hooked On Phonics work for her, this is NOT a publicity stunt. Paris is, like, totally serious about this reading trend.

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mollipop mollipop 9 years
LOL @ "beeble"! I wonder if Paris thinks anyone is buying her BS.
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
I don't know whether to smack my forehead or hers.
uacosj uacosj 9 years
LOL love that! If celebs were really reading these books, they would just carry them in their huge $2,000 bags.
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