Sometimes you're just not into someone for, well, ridiculous reasons. We've all been there, no judgment. Reddit [1] asked users, "What's the pettiest reason you won't date someone over?," and the answers literally have us laughing out loud. They sound silly, but let's face it — we would probably feel the same way. Check out some of our favorite funny responses from the thread.
"'Who's your favorite artist?' 'Pitbull.'"
— Reddit user n33dmorecowbell [3]
"She smelled. Not terrible, but there was a distinct smell when you were close to her. I couldn't stand it after two weeks, bye bye."
— Reddit user nousernamesleftsosad [4]
"He tucked his sweater into his jeans."
— Reddit user weasel999 [5]
"I broke up with a guy because he ate all of my corn dogs. I was working a 12 hour shift (he refused to get a job), and all through my shift I was just excited that I could go home and eat a corn dog. That mf and his friends ate all 24 corn dogs within the 12 hours while I was working. They had previously done this with my Digornio's and lunch meat, but this was on another level. Don't mess with my corn dogs."
— Reddit user tigrovna [6]
"She had the same name as my sister. I liked her and tried, but I just couldn't do it."
— Reddit user Frederic_Walker [7]
"I once started texting a guy from Tinder who seemed okay at first — he was quite good looking, he definitely took care of himself. Every time he'd pop up on text to say hi, he'd send a selfie of himself along with it. At first I replied 'Oh haha did you mean to send that?' and he said 'Yes, like what you see?' so I kind of uncomfortably said yeah he's good looking. Then it happened like two or three times again so I just stopped texting him."
— Reddit user pushingdaisies21 [8]
"If she refers to herself as a princess."
— Reddit user ChewBrocka [9]
"If you drag your feet everywhere you fucking go every day of your life i probably wont like you."
— Reddit user the_dough_boy [10]
"If the neck hole on his shirt is too wide."
— Reddit user fox_ontherun [11]