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Porno Carrots

Anatomically Correct Carrots

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Carrot. This rare breed of carrot mimics human genitalia. And if you believe me, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. (Thanks for this weird find, Fit, and for more dirty vegetables, click here.)

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clareberrys clareberrys 9 years
wow look at this size of its....! :-o
guineapiggin9 guineapiggin9 9 years
When you think about it they really ARE dirty. Being that they're from the ground and covered in dirt. So either way you define the word, they're still dirty...The inner philosopher shows herself
nancita nancita 9 years
The fact that you guys found TWO photos of pornographic root vegetables is the funniest part about all this.
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