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Product of the Day: Anti-Flatulence Dog Thong

I think my life would have been complete without ever encountering the words "thong" and "gassy discharges" together--but fate has another plan for me. The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a "means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design."

The pad comprises a washable and reusable activated charcoal cloth, elastic straps, suspender clips and a "starter hole" for your pooch's tail. It also comes in small, medium and large.

A word of warning, though. When flatulence rears its stinky head, you can't point to your thong-wearing dog and blame him anymore. You win some, you lose some.

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lauren lauren 10 years
That is gross! Who wants to see a dog wearing that.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
Whip, looks like someone beat you to the punch. Queen of Noise says they already make some for people! Talk about an un-sexy thong!
Fancy04 Fancy04 10 years
Poor doggie.
Queen-of-Noise Queen-of-Noise 10 years
Apparently the company makes them for people, too! Check out It's amazing how straight-faced they are about the whole thing. They also make underwear that "neutralizes embarassing feminine crotch odors." Good grief. What sorta uptight people are buying this stuff?
rubialala rubialala 10 years
This is so gross and wrong. :(
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
:SMELLY: Where are all the fart joke peoples at? ---- I want my way now dangit!
paigesweetkisses paigesweetkisses 10 years
sickkk! my dog would keep this on a total of 2 minutes anyway.. she'd have it chewed off & ripped to shreads
honey31 honey31 10 years
Icky poooooooooooooooooo!
BeachBarbie BeachBarbie 10 years
This is sooo wrong. :( Poor doggie. :D
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 10 years
A few months ago, DesignRchic and I had an idea to market this same thing for humans. We could make them out of dryer sheets. Where IS DesignRchic, anyway? I haven't seen her online in a long time...
3Sweeties 3Sweeties 10 years
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 10 years
Don't feed your dog table scraps and it won't fart!! As for people, don't let your husband's overreat or THEY will fart LOL!
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
Ew no no no it's all wrong.
snowdaytoday snowdaytoday 10 years
Is this for real? People don't wear em, why shoud dogs?
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