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Product of the Day: The Back Up Gun Rack

What do you keep at the side of your bed? Water? A good book? An alarm clock? You poor deluded fool! Don't you know that as Americans our lives are threatened every night as we sleep, requiring that we keep a shotgun mounted flush on both sides of our mattresses?! Get with the program, people. The Back Up Gun Rack gives you "access to your shotgun while in the lying position in your bed." And who wouldn't want that? Well, maybe folks who already have this. Thanks, College Humor.

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beingtazim beingtazim 9 years
totally scary/creepy!
beingtazim beingtazim 9 years
totally scary/creepy!
Leopardcc Leopardcc 9 years
Come on man, just keep your gun under your mattress like the rest of us do! :rotfl: That frightens me beyond all belief!
Leopardcc Leopardcc 9 years
Come on man, just keep your gun under yourmattress like the rest of us do! :rotfl:That frightens me beyond all belief!
Jennifer_2sugar Jennifer_2sugar 9 years
You never know what can happen if you have a shot gun in bed with you :mob:
Home Home 9 years
Oh man, even my gun-toting hunting family back home wouldn't go for one of these! It's like asking to be shot in the leg by some flailing sleeper.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
Sadly, koolbr, it is real. I checked...:oy:
koolbr33z3 koolbr33z3 9 years
Is this for real? I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
JustineyBoBeeny JustineyBoBeeny 9 years
Sorry for the double post, but I would like to add- who is alert enough in the middle of the night to grab that gun before getting attacked? I would be a goner.
JustineyBoBeeny JustineyBoBeeny 9 years
First off, I'd like to say that device could easily be put together for a lot cheaper. 2 pieces of thin plywood + 2 door clothes hooks, and whammo! You just saved $30. Secondly, I feel sorry for any person living in a neighborhood which would make one so paranoid...
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