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Product of the Day: Chastity Sweatpants

Have you ever been in public and seen some 14-year-old with "Juicy" plastered all over her juvenile ass? Are you afraid your daughter is going to go the way of Paris or Lindsay or other girls gone wild? Have you wondered what happened to the innocence?! (Excuse the increasingly hysterical questions. Ahem. Okay, better now.) Well, K-Mart has come out with a sartorial alternative to the medieval chastity belt: Chastity Sweatpants that proclaim "True Love Waits" over her nubile bottom. I have a better idea: Mom jeans.

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jessie jessie 9 years
true love waits.....go around to the front entrance.. :oy:
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
I rather not wear anything that has words over my butt.
nancita nancita 9 years
Nubile bottom! Ha!
Home Home 9 years
Are you sure this isn't just the first and middle name of one of Tom Waits's love children?
arbywhopper arbywhopper 9 years
MartiniLush MartiniLush 9 years
LOL! Great!
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
hehe! awesome!
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