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Product of the Day: F-Cup Cookies

These cookies are supposed to help your girls grow to a startling F-Cup. I'm sorry, but even if they worked (and if you think they do, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you) who the hell would voluntarily have F-Cups? Isn't that ridiculously uncomfortable? Anyway, I have a better name for them: Booby Snacks. (Thanks, Geek!)


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EdwardIV EdwardIV 8 years
Okay. First off, An F cup in Japan is a C cup in America. So those of you who are saying it's wrong or weird, it's not. Going from an A to a C is realistic. These cookies contain a plant extract called Pueraria Mirifica which is a plant estrogen which does increase breast size and shape. These cookies have only 68.9kcal for one cookie so you are not gaining fat, but the extract is growing them while also doing many other good effects to women including helping PMS, Skin, hair, and other things. So far, the only complaints I have seen of them is from Brest Augmentation doctors (Of course they will say it doesn't work. It's competition.) and those who are misinformed or just are assuming things. :3 As for results, I do not know yet. I just bought mine today (My boyfriend got them. xD Not so much for the breast growthage, but for the other health effects seeing as I am already a D cup in America.) and I tried one today. So obviously I won't see results for a while. Since it is a phytoestrogen, don't take it when pregnant or menstrating. :3
brad_trix brad_trix 9 years
I think these are great! Radio 1 recently did a series of shows testing to see if they actually work....and they did! Her breasts grew by an inch in 10 days! You can buy these in the UK now from - think i'll get my girlfriend some!
applebud198353 applebud198353 9 years
i have actually been using these for the last 3 months and as unlikely as it sounds they do work I have grown 2 bra sizes from a 34A to a 34C not quite an F (which I would also like to point out is a Japanese size which is the equivalent of about a double D I think) but still impressive and also haven’t put on any weight.
TiffanyNicole TiffanyNicole 9 years
I personally think the FCups are to fattening I prefer the DCups myself. lol I would sooo buy these just to have the wrapper!
uacosj uacosj 9 years
Im sure they work :oy:
uacosj uacosj 9 years
Im sure they work :oy:
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
what's in those cookies?!
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
what's in those cookies?!
justagirlMrs justagirlMrs 9 years
There's a stand up routine here! LOL
Spicyeggplant Spicyeggplant 9 years
Hehehehehe. Oh, who could actually buy these with a straight face??
BelleRose BelleRose 9 years
BelleRose BelleRose 9 years
cuttygary cuttygary 9 years
when i read "F Cup" my HEAD TURNED it in to "F*** Up" lol
cuttygary cuttygary 9 years
when i read "F Cup"my HEAD TURNED it in to "F*** Up" lol
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
This product is misleading. The girl in the picture is barely a D cup - if that! I think if they showed a true F cup their sales might improve. :)
mandykw mandykw 9 years
hahahaha omg Dave, you just made me spit out my water.
DARiEN DARiEN 9 years
ahahahahha! rofl xD !
DARiEN DARiEN 9 years
Green Green 9 years
wtf? truly, wtf?
Green Green 9 years
wtf? truly, wtf?
daveaf07 daveaf07 9 years
I can see these in every little girl's lunch box. Boys will be just as happy with their new and improved Hostes Ding Dongs.
ALSW ALSW 9 years
What wants them that big? And WHY?
Home Home 9 years
Hahaha. There are so many things wrong with this. First, the idea of eating booby-growing cookies. Secondly, the idea of wanting F-cup-sized boobs.
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