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Product of the Day: Fake Nipples

Is it the 70's all over again? The folks at Softer Ware think that giving you Harder Ware is going to get you noticed. Uh, yeah! But is this really the kind of attention you want? "Yo, Perky! Yeah, you with the headlights on...come to daddy!" No freakin' thanks! (Can anything on a woman be real anymore? Jeez Louise!)

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veronicaraye veronicaraye 9 years
is this a good look??
lamb07 lamb07 9 years
OMG BECKY
PuchiLovesGUCCI PuchiLovesGUCCI 9 years
Unfortunately, I don't need those. I'm always "cold", even in 95 degree weather lol. I actually buy bras with hard cups and a little padding to prevent that look.
koolbr33z3 koolbr33z3 9 years
This is a terrible product. Why would you want something like this??
carolbob carolbob 9 years
Have people lost their ever-lovin minds??
AuroraBorealis AuroraBorealis 9 years
SATC... those were the days..sniff
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 9 years
totally thought of the SATC episode with these... lol
brookesummer brookesummer 9 years
OMG this is hilarious... I actually have those!! I used to sell sextoys back in the day, and when I was at a convention (yes, dildos galore!) I actually got a pair for free as a promo! This was back in 2001. I still have them - the actual brand, same little black fake pouch. I saw the picture and just about died laughing, I had to excuse myself from work!! ;) By the way, they really do work... the convention was in Vegas, and I wore them out for a night with a friend, and let me TELL you how many eyes were glued to my chest. I have a rather large chest anyway, I was afraid I was going to put an eye out! We were in line for the roller coaster at New York New York, and ya know how the lines snake around, so you see the same people over and over again... This guy couldn't keep his eyes off. His girlfriend busted him and was PISSED off, so the next time around he said "put some tape on those things" trying to redeem himself. It was HILARIOUS!
SweetDream SweetDream 9 years
You know not everyone can afford a proffesional nipple tweaker like J. Lo, so they have these for the common folk!!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
:ROTFL: "High beaming"
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
I was thinking about that SATC episode too. High beaming is gross. Just say no.
fiishi fiishi 9 years
Hee hee. I remember see that on Sex in the City and thinking, what? why? I wear bras with a little padding to prevent that sort of thing. Anyway, I'm confused. Do you wear it over your real nip so that means you don't wear a bra? Site says "Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples." So if you don't put them over your natural nip, there's a chance of someone seeing a double nip? ... Eh, not for me.
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