How does Smiley, the Anti-depressant Perfume work exactly? It couldn't be the dubious science behind it. Perhaps happiness equals a confusing French-to-English translation, an overabundance of exclamation points, and scientific mumbo-jumbo. Here's something from the happy therapy website:
Prescription free happiness, now available?! Smiley offers a unisex and universal range of products with micro-nutrients to activate happiness! ...This antidepressant remedy is to be consumed without any moderation: in the shower, in the bath, for specific use anytime you wish! ... Nothing like it to contain the happy therapy!
And so on. It also comes in deodorant form, but doesn't that just make everyone else around you happy?