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Product of the Day: Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

Containing Tibetan goji berries and some other Asian ingredient to make it all "exotic," Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink is sure to give you a receding hairline you pull back tightly samurai style, the most smug attitude ever, and the desire to make clunkers like Under Siege. Drink up, peeps, you know you want to! (And what exactly is an "Asian Experience"?!)

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GIOVS GIOVS 10 years
i think Asian Experience us not a flavor that comme in a bottle, right? and well i will buy one just for know the drink, but if i not survive... tell my mother i love her
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
*strength.
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
If Chuck Norris could carbonate his strenght and put it in a can I think the earth would implode. ;)
CestLaVie CestLaVie 10 years
Now if only Chuck Norris will get in on this....
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
I dunno Giggle, I think I might buy two cans- one each for hubby and me- just to try it out. It's worth buying for the entertainment value, if nothing else.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
I see from your comments this drink is going to be a real hit!
Lindsb Lindsb 10 years
I didn't realize 'Seagal' was of Asian decent.. Hmm, I am going to have to 'pass' on this one.
Beauty Beauty 10 years
Haha. Is Asian Experience the FLAVOR?
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
Will it speed up all my fight scenes to make me look faster than I really am?
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
What an odd product! Seems like everyone is producing these energy drinks to make $$$$. BTW, that is the cheesiest can I have ever seen!!!
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