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Putting the XXX back in X-Mas

First we hear about consumerism taking over Christmas. Then we're faced with Christmas ornaments that symbolize violence, rather than peace and good will toward men.

And in the latest erosion of all that's innocent about Christmas, I introduce you to "pornaments," or Christmas ornaments that depict naked elves and X-rated scenes between traditional Christmas figures like reindeer and snow men.

Who is behind this desecration of Christmas? Spencer's Gifts, long time purveyors of such classy items as fake ice cubes with flies in them, fart powder, and lava lamps. What do you think?

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flutterpie flutterpie 10 years
:ROTFL: its really awful, but can you imagine inviting your family over and they see naked elves littering their tree. the look on their face would create many fond christmas memories i know he thinks you're fine and stuff but does he know how to wind you up?
stone_soup stone_soup 10 years
Ahh! Nooo. ____________________________________ Don't tick me off. Or you'll get it.
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
Who would be able to put these on their family X-mas tree?
BeachBarbie BeachBarbie 10 years
Not my style...figures they would be from Spencer's.
Butrfly4404 Butrfly4404 10 years
I think I would be offended if someone gave me one of these. I'm thinking, my Step-dad's sister would be the most apt to - in fact, I think I should maybe expect this now. Better start practicing how to not look horrified.
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