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Quip Stop: Richard Jeni

I once got a job at a ladies' shoe store. My plan was that chicks would be there. High heels, short skirts. But if you ever have a choice between selling shoes to young ladies or giving birth to a porcupine on fire, take my advice and look into that second, less painful opportunity.

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