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Ranking of US Cities by Penis Size

The 2010 Census: Hunt For the Most Endowed City

Leave it to the condom store Condomania to rank American cities by penis size. And how do they know? By using the most scientific data-gathering method ever: analyzing what size condoms men buy. Because surely men never buy up!

To be fair, Condomania is the only company to sell condoms in 76 sizes, so there men can buy a 72 instead of the king size XXXL. So America, here is your list.

  1. Dallas/Ft. Wort
  2. Philadelphia
  3. Detroit
  4. Los Angeles
  5. Denver
  6. Boston
  7. Columbus
  8. Indianapolis
  9. Miami
  10. Seattle

Get the top 10 below!

  1. Chicago
  2. St. Louis
  3. San Francisco
  4. Atlanta
  5. Portland
  6. Phoenix
  7. New York City
  8. San Diego
  9. Washington DC
  10. New Orleans

New Orleans, looks like you are America!

Join The Conversation
amybdk amybdk 7 years
How silly . . .
kurniakasih kurniakasih 7 years
We're no 6, we're no 6! That's a magic number. LMAO.
GregS GregS 7 years
Men never have a size issue. Specially if they can remain annonymous about it. Frankly the condom size issue is a joke anyway.
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 7 years
Ha! Now let me match their study with that of my Gay flight attendant friends, lol.
Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 7 years
ManiMartini that's hilarious.
ManiMartinixo ManiMartinixo 7 years
This reminds me of the time they had condom bingo at my college. I won over 200 of the normal sized condoms and since my boyfriend was living in a different city at the time I offered some of them to my friends. One guy said he could only fit magnum and soon all the guys in the room could only fit magnum. Yeah, right...
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 7 years
Good lord.
tlsgirl tlsgirl 7 years
Oh yeah, I'm sure guys never get the wrong size.
Ac2366 Ac2366 7 years
And all black men have a huge penis.
pink-elephant pink-elephant 7 years
because surely, men never exaggerate, right??
jenni5 jenni5 7 years
Glad they used such a scientific method to determine this! LOL
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