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Real or Fake: Mark Sanford Love Quotes

Not content with letting his epic press conference be the only chance he had to share his feelings for his mistress Maria, Gov. Mark Sanford explored the topic again in an interview with the AP yesterday. In the interview, Mark described his meetings with Maria and disclosed that he "crossed the line" with (but didn't sleep with) other women, too. He also said that this Maria Belen Chapur is his soul mate, but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife. Congratulations, Mr. Governor! Although, I'm not so sure she'll want to stay your wife for much longer.

The interview was a treasure trove of ridiculous quotes from Sanford. See if you can spot the real musings from the ones I happened to make up (in the Sanford style, of course).

Real or Fake: Mark Sanford Love Quotes

''Now I am frightened. It was before safe. But now it's not safe. We gotta put the genie back in the bottle.''

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kurniakasih kurniakasih 8 years
He's a complete douche bag and I shudder when I read about his affairs and he's still going on and on instead of going away and trying to work it out with his family or mistress or whoever. He can say 'no' to more interviews, you know. I'm lucky I don't live there so at least my taxpayer dollar ain't paying his damn affair trips. And way to go buddy, calling the mistress 'soul mate' (I just puke a little in my mouth thanks Sanford) and he wants to work on his marriage? He doesn't even say that he's finished with the affair after all 'heartfeeling' confession. How about I put a staple on his mouth and penis? I'm so glad his wife decided to not be one of those typical 'stand behind cheating husband' politician's wife.
sarahcateh sarahcateh 8 years
seriously. what a douche
eveday eveday 8 years
*kind of connection.
eveday eveday 8 years
There was some kind of connection from the very beginning. Of course there was! The Viagra-erected penis + some lousy bitch's vagina!
eveday eveday 8 years
5/8. And Now I am frightened. It was before safe. But now it's not safe. We gotta put the genie back in the bottle. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
nancita nancita 8 years
I can't believe I got 7/8! Totally luck. He has quite a way with words, doesn't he?
Chrstne Chrstne 8 years
8/8 -- haha I am so lame. Anyway, this guy is a d-bag. You didn't find your soul mate, you found some b*tch you wanted to f*ck. That's all.
runningesq runningesq 8 years
"This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story. A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day." give me an effing break. you cheated on your wife... stop trying to make it into a passionate forbidden exotic 'love story'
opentypeA opentypeA 8 years
7/8 - wow! :-O
sloane220 sloane220 8 years
what a ridiculous asshole. but i have to say that his wife, after this asshole PUBLICLY announcing that someone ELSE was his soul mate and that he was no longer in love her, should kick him where the sun don't shine and promptly divorce him. it probably isn't going to work out.
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