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Rock-afire Explosion Sings "Smooth Criminal"

Rock-afire Explosion: How Is This Intended for Children?

Showbiz Pizza's in-house robotic band, Rock-afire Explosion, always creeped me out as a kid. I recently stumbled across a music vid the group released for their cover of "Smooth Criminal" and thought I'd give the group another chance to redeem themselves. Big mistake. There is some hard-core horror movie sh*t up in this vid. What the hell do they slip into that pizza sauce? You'd think the mention of "blood stains in the carpet" would automatically disqualify a song from their play list, but no...

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MandeeLei MandeeLei 9 years
I'm terrified. Seriously. Wow. lol
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
Ignore the question mark ending the first sentence and pretend it's a period.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
The white bear creeps me out? Wtf is this?
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