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Roto-Rooter Offers to Pimp Your Toilet

"Pimp your ride" takes on a whole new meaning with RotoRooter's Pimped Out John Sweepstakes. The prize: the ultimate loo, john, crapper, porcelein god. This decked out toilet features: a Philips 20-inch LCD TV; a Philips DVD player; a Star Wars DVD; an Xbox 360 gaming system; a Gateway EMachine laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm; an iPod with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser; Roto-Rooter "emergency" button; Tivo recorder; Avanti refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks...and more!

A refrigerator next to your toilet? Have these people never heard the expression: "Don't sh*t where you eat"?

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