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Flashback: SNL's Marble Columns With Scarlett Johansson

Mike's Marbleopolis wants you to supply you with mah-ble columns. Why? Cuz they are classy, that's why. (Have you noticed that anything described as "classy" tends, invariably, to be tres tacky?) Wanna do it like the king and queen of France? Put some mah-ble columns in your boudoir. Pretend you're eating caviar for breakfast by installing a big, honking mah-ble column in the kitchen. (On a side note, Scarlett Johansson should do more Jersey girl comedies.)

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angelinemarie angelinemarie 9 years
ahahhhahaha oh god
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
lol! She reminded me of Joan Rivers. :D
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