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Sarah Haskins Reviews Lessons of 2009

This year, Sarah Haskins got a little discouraged. She thought, maybe we can't be perfect wives, mothers, career women, and super-hot sex babes all at once. But then she turned on the TV and remembered that an abundance of stuff makes anything possible. When you're a woman, happiness is just one purchase away.

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fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Agreed, Pistol. And I'm off to shave my.... Never mind. ;)
Pistil Pistil 7 years
Life is that simple. I'm going to have some yogurt.
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