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Saturday Morning Cartoon: Safe Sex In Mario Land

Back in the 80s, the American Board of Education toyed with the cringe-worthy idea of having the Super Mario Brothers give a lesson in safe sex and this was their demo tape. First off, why is the board targeting young gamers-- a demographic that's too busy playing games at home to ever get out and play games with actual girls? Secondly, what's up with mushroom shaped testosterone and green speckled eggs and "condom boots"? Real educational. (I love that Luigi is the sexpert, though. It's about time he got some of Mario's spotlight.)

quelle quelle 10 years
that was absolutely amazing.
asmariamoon asmariamoon 10 years
omfg this was hilarious! I loved how they played the Zelda dungeon music when they started talking about teen pregnancy and STD's. Though I personally would have preferred to go through the day without having to see the effects of puberty on the male genitalia and testes...
mols2273 mols2273 10 years
:rotfl: OMG, I can't believe I watched that!
mandykw mandykw 10 years
"Don't justa tell him Luigi, show him!" hahahaha creeepy.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 10 years
:ROTFL: This reminds me off all the weird videos on sex that we watched in school.
screammylungzout screammylungzout 10 years
omg luigi's voice threw me off after mario; also, i think i might want condom boots! are they like a really, really big path for your feet?! lol
Yo Yo 10 years
Well I am pretty sure I can never have sex again after seeing that. I do NOT want any baby dinos!
Jennifer_2sugar Jennifer_2sugar 10 years
Oh my god, why the hell did I just watch that? :sick:
Rubita Rubita 10 years
Wow, how bizarre, and ridiculously vague!! I'm sure the condom boots and hatching 'baby' dinosaur would clear up all the doubts for prepubescent kids.
c0rkie c0rkie 10 years
kids learn best from animation :D remember GI JOE PSAs?? lol
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