@Midnight, a late-night Internet game show hosted by Chris Hardwick, challenged Twitter users [1] to share their scariest stories imaginable. The catch? They had to give us chills in just five words or fewer. Since there is nothing scarier than a botched date or a relationship faux pas, we gathered up some cringeworthy romance-gone-wrong stories from the #ScaryStoriesIn5Words hashtag. Prepare to be terrified:
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [2] oh sorry, I've got chlamydia
— Jake Clemmence (@MRCLEMMENCE) October 31, 2014 [3]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [4] 'babe, we need to talk'
— spooky man (@troyesivan) October 31, 2014 [5]
Why hello, m'lady. *tips fedora* #ScaryStoriesIn5Words [6]
— Bailey, but scarier (@the_author_) October 31, 2014 [7]
"Is it even in yet?"
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [8]
— L. (@CovertCoop_) October 31, 2014 [9]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [10] your dad is on tinder
— Jacques O'Lantern (@jephjacques) October 31, 2014 [11]
Clicked Facebook share on PornHub. @midnight [12] #ScaryStoriesIn5Words [13]
— Robert Woo (@TheAsianSlant) October 31, 2014 [14]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [15] "well *i'm* a nice guy"
— carrie spice (@CarriePotter_) October 31, 2014 [16]
Lets get back together.
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [17]
— Fauziya Reyaz (@fauziyareyaz) October 31, 2014 [18]
Mother-in-law has come to stay #ScaryStoriesIn5Words [19]
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) October 31, 2014 [20]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [21]
I read all your texts
— Headlamp Ninja (@HL_Ninja1) October 31, 2014 [22]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [23] Tinder, But For Your Grandparents
— Fake Gamer Ghoul (@caylenb) October 31, 2014 [24]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [25] he has a girlfriend
— #Manniac (@ArianaGraham1) October 31, 2014 [26]
#ScaryStoriesIn5Words [27] i found you on tumblr
— imani (@fbgMani) October 31, 2014 [28]
The condom broke last night. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words [29]
— Scorpio Season 11/02 (@Sup3rmans_Hero) October 31, 2014 [30]