Who knew iPads were so sexy? Apparently Dr. Ruth did, because during Apple's iPad event [1], the sex expert made sure all of her tweets about the new tech release had everything to do with getting down and dirty. Check out her hilarious commentary below.

The new iPad is very thin. But remember what Dr. Ruth says, size doesn't matter.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014 [2]

There are 675,000 apps for the iPad. Just looking through them could ruin your sex life.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014 [3]

225 million iPads have been sold. OK but if you want to avoid stains on your mattress, get a bed pad.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014 [4]

With so many Apple fans downloading Yosemite, bet porn views are down today.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014 [5]

Applepay means you can pay for stuff w/your iPhone. If you're in bed with someone who has their iPhone better ask the cost!

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 16, 2014 [6]

Source: Apple [7]