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Sex Toy Vending Machines — Hilarious or Horrifying?

If you're out of work, maybe it's time to open a sex toy vending machine franchise! Tabooboo has created machines that let you sell (or buy) sex toys at bars, clubs, gyms, hair salons, or any other inappropriate location you can think of.

You can stock them with smaller pleasure machines like: the Remote Control Rabbit, The Invader, The Glass Wand, vibrating ducks, or love eggs.

Considering you can buy marijuana in California vending machines, it seems like there's a vending machine for everything these days.

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Venus1 Venus1 7 years
Do batteries cost extra? ;) Knowing my luck the coin would jam!
inertia inertia 8 years
I've never found the infamous Japanese panty vending machines despite having lived in Japan for 7 years. I don't know whether it's something that no longer exists, only exists in the back of sex shops, or was just plain made up by foreigners wanting a good "Japan is weird" story. Whatever the case, they're definitely not part of ordinary life here. A sex toy machine might be useful. I'd rather buy from a discreetly-placed machine than walk into a shop.
amandaaa amandaaa 8 years
haha hilarious, yes!
xxmindlessmanda xxmindlessmanda 8 years
It's all ready in Japan (as well as the supposedly worn female undergarments, oh and clean ones too! Just in case. Possibly even some stockings for shredding, perverts). I say, the media will have a field day with this, but I don't think it should mater anymore. Really, everything is sexualized... we are not really exposing our children to anything anymore either. They will ask when they are younger what that machine vends but by the time they are old enough to read it, they will probably all ready know what it is. Kids are having sex in fifth grade, people. I think this is the least of your problems.
chloelouise93 chloelouise93 8 years
hilarious, the other day I went to the toilet in the pub and it has a vending machine with penis shaped soft mints! haha
spicyaroma spicyaroma 8 years
I think that's hilariously horrifying!
Talldiva45 Talldiva45 8 years
I'm not sure - I think I agree w. tlsgirl: Awsomely hilarious!
Meike Meike 8 years
In Japan, there are vending machines with girls' used underwear (gross, no?) and everything else one can think up.
runningesq runningesq 8 years
hilarious !
hermajesty05 hermajesty05 8 years
its just awesome!
tlsgirl tlsgirl 8 years
Awesomely hilarious.
margokhal margokhal 8 years
It's either "hilariously horrifying" or "horrifyingly hilarious". I'm going to go with the latter. :D
millarci millarci 8 years
Too funny. But I would never purchase a 'toy' from a vending machine.
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