Just when we thought it couldn't get any weirder than pizza rat [1], the sexy Halloween [2] costume line has been crossed in the most epically disgusting way possible. For anyone hoping to channel the Burger King black burger [3]/green poop [4] disaster of 2015 this Halloween — while still looking sexy — you are in luck. HalloweenCostumes.com has put together this DIY sexy green poop Whopper couples costume [5], and now bye forever because we're moving to a new planet.