15 Signs You're Probably a Mermaid and Not a Human
You've always had a feeling you were different: your infatuation with all things aquatic and maritime, your draw to the beach, the fact that you hate pants with a fiery passion . . . all signs seem to point to mermaid. But how can you know for sure? Here are some indicators that you were accidentally born a human when you SHOULD have been raised under the sea.