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Slim Jeans

Slim Jeans (not to be confused with skinny jeans) are supposed to help you lose weight "while you sleep or lounge around watching tv." How? Well, they're made of some god-awful, super shiny foil, quasi-fabric material. That's right--they were designed with the science of weight loss in mind, not fashion or dignity. What I want to know is: why bother losing weight if you're gonna walk around looking like a moon man all day anyway?

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dreamsugar dreamsugar 10 years
:rotfl: HA! As if!
dreamsugar dreamsugar 10 years
:rotfl: HA! As if!
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
eewwwww!!!! The 80's can keep em!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
7bits I believe this is from the early 80's. Needless to say, consider yourself lucky they didn't send you a pair;)
7bits 7bits 10 years
so I called that dice.
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