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This or That: Sloppy Kiss or Angry Orgasm?

You've been broadening your horizons when it comes to the guys you date because everyone says you're too picky. Things have been going better than you would have expected on your second date with a guy that you met through a friend. You actually end up back at his apartment one night, just talking, and as you guys begin to connect more, things start to get steamy. You encounter a Charlotte from Sex and the City moment when he pulls out a surprise move. Would it be worse if . . .

This: Just as the make-out session was getting more intense, he started to rotate between trusting his tongue to the farthest corners of your throat and licking your face?

Or . . .

That: You end up in an awesome sex session, but just as he's orgasming, he starts screaming and shouting expletives that would make even Samantha blush?


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kaenai kaenai 9 years
Sloppy kissing would be so awful. Eww. I'm feeling nauseated just thinking about it. :(
snarkypants snarkypants 9 years
ooops read the question wrong. sloppy kissing would be waaaaay worse. take one vote away from angry orgasm please! haha
vmruby vmruby 9 years
I'm going with the angry orgasm. Licking my face and trying to shove his tongue all over my mouth and down my through is a definite deal breaker.I never did care much for sloppy kissers.
MisterPinkNoTip MisterPinkNoTip 9 years
This is totally worse! Sloppy kisses are disgusting.
Meike Meike 9 years
I prefer angry sex. It is a turn on. Sloppy kisses can be cute when done jokingly.
bijouxxx bijouxxx 9 years
It's not so much I would rather have angry sex... But face licking? Ew. Ha ha.
omilawd omilawd 9 years
There's nothing wrong with the occasional angry sex. :]
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 9 years
my vote would have to be on the sex too... bad kissing is such a turn-off but expletives can be hot.
Sun_Sun Sun_Sun 9 years
dont like sloppy wet kisses, na uh... he can say anything he pleases
ThePerfectScore ThePerfectScore 9 years
bad kissing is a deal breaker... angry sex is a turn on
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
I can't stand kisses that make me feel like I'm making out with my dog! I'd rather have the angry sex, it might turn me on anyway...
TASTEthiss TASTEthiss 9 years
sloppy kisses are a deal breaker. id take the angry orgasm any day.
jennifer76 jennifer76 9 years
I'd take angry orgasm guy over sloppy kisser guy. He was much cuter anyway. ;)
legallyblonde legallyblonde 9 years
I'd take the sex over the sloppy kiss any day!
kgtg1 kgtg1 9 years
I want to know what kind of expletives would make Samantha blush! A bad kisser would be much, much worse.
erratic-assassin erratic-assassin 9 years
saliva on my face? gaaaa-roooooss! I'd rather take the crazy sex!
precious-p precious-p 9 years
haha, i bet people are confused on what to pick, because i was until i reread the question. at first i didn't realize that you are supposed to pic which would be WORSE. saliva on my face would definitely be worse.
CoMMember13630786602261 CoMMember13630786602261 9 years
Id say the THIS would be worse. I could probably handle a guy getting alittle too raunchy in bed, but a bad kisser is the biggest turn off.
books-and-shoes books-and-shoes 9 years
Agreed. Nothing turns me off faster than a horrible kiss.
designergirl designergirl 9 years
I'd rather have awesome, vulgar sex instead of having m face licked. Ugh!
ayanaphil ayanaphil 9 years
Licking my face is worse. I could actually get into the vulgarity of an angry orgasm.
almost-famous almost-famous 9 years
The first one would be worst actually. Licking the face?? What the h*ll is that about?!
binkyob binkyob 9 years
Ug! I can't stand bad kissing. I want something nice, not a tongue-throat exam!
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Hahaha I would pick that. I like rough hot steamy sex and it might actally tunr me on a bit ;)
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