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Songs in the Key of Craigslist: "Brush My Hair"

Songs in the Key of Craigslist: "Brush My Hair"

Oh, Craigslist. Where else are we going to learn about how weird people and their desires are without actually having to date them? Someone took a Craigslist ad about a guy looking for "a woman or group of women" to brush his hair and turned it into a song that I could imagine the Flight of the Conchords guys singing. This special dude reluctantly admits that, OK, it's kinda arousing to him to have his hair brushed, but even those with unusual fetishes have their standards: This woman or group of women can't smell like milk. (Um, what?!)

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Foofie Foofie 8 years
Oh wow ... ....The milk comment i can totally understand after my own encounter w/ my fiances ex-co-worker. He never brushed his teeth, and had really bad hygeine. On top of all this he liked to guzzle cartons of chocolate milk. So not only did he have body odour, his breath smelled like curdled milk. You could actually SMELL him, before you SAW him. So yes, no smelling like milk!
Foofie Foofie 8 years
Oh wow ... .... The milk comment i can totally understand after my own encounter w/ my fiances ex-co-worker. He never brushed his teeth, and had really bad hygeine. On top of all this he liked to guzzle cartons of chocolate milk. So not only did he have body odour, his breath smelled like curdled milk. You could actually SMELL him, before you SAW him. So yes, no smelling like milk!
RockAndRepublic RockAndRepublic 8 years
Lmao! Brush my hair!
RockAndRepublic RockAndRepublic 8 years
Lmao! Brush my hair!
tglynn tglynn 8 years
lol! this is gonna be stuck in my head
foxie foxie 8 years
How insanely creepy!
foxie foxie 8 years
How insanely creepy!
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