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Speaking of American Idol...My Favorite Audition Ever

We now know what Wanda Sykes thinks of American Idol and this video only supports her point. Meet Mary Roach. All her friends tell her that she has an "amazing" voice. Simon Cowell disagrees. So Mary asks to audition one of her "other" voices. Reik! Reik! Reik! ...Do yourself a favor and watch until her post-audition finale. If you look closely enough, you just might catch her head spinning.

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moggie57 moggie57 7 years
guess i got the wrong mary....
moggie57 moggie57 7 years
i think mary is a very good mimic. she copies voices that we hear every day on tv /movies. shame on her so called "friends" for making her a joke. she has an illness. and needs treatment. and what about her parents? to allow their daughter to grow up and not get treatment. i call that child abuse. i actually "feel" for mary.its sad that she's like this.!!!
XDeexDeeX XDeexDeeX 10 years
Elevenhounds Elevenhounds 10 years
Okay, she is bad. But I wouldn't have said that she is the worst singer ever. That is just cruel. I don't watch AI so maybe I am not in the "know" but they could have told her to find her "real voice" and try another time. Poor girl. Personally I think that her voice is the LEAST of her problems!
JennyJen2 JennyJen2 10 years
Loved Mary !
sugar_gal sugar_gal 10 years
lmao!!!!lol..dat was hilarious.
pixieangel2411 pixieangel2411 10 years
If she was acting she's like the best actress I have ever seen.
Bonne Bonne 10 years
Mary Roach is the best. She's going to be a character personality that we all will look for on the next season. Who's the next Mary Roach?
estahrox estahrox 10 years
Please also watch her performance on mute, you'll truly appreciate the awkward white girl dancing and camel toe much more.
estahrox estahrox 10 years
Oh I forgot to mention how I love the awkward white girl dancing in the beginning. That's the stuff that dreams are made of.
estahrox estahrox 10 years
This is even funnier to watch on mute :)
kerrisue kerrisue 10 years
I'm dying from laughing.
jennifer76 jennifer76 10 years
I remember this girl, too! She scared me. I was waiting for some creature to burst out of her stomach and devour Simon. :O
paigesweetkisses paigesweetkisses 10 years
I remember this one!! :rotfl: I'm at work right now so I can't rewatch it but Its definately a classic!! :rotfl:
a-nonny-mouse a-nonny-mouse 10 years
But would one of her many voices determine which cut I might need? (She's into fashion, hair, and make-up. **chuckles** Okay, then. This coming from a girl with a butchered haircut, weak make-up application, and ill-fitted screaming-white pants.)
blythe15 blythe15 10 years
Hey, I'd pay to see her rock band! She's amazing! But, I wouldn't let her touch my hair! Can you imagine going to a salon for a trim and being trapped in a chair for an hour with Mary and a pair of scissors! Yikes!
a-nonny-mouse a-nonny-mouse 10 years
I am horrified to admit that I felt riveted to her camel-toe, in spite of myself. It is frightening, yet I cannot seem to look away. ((shakes off a shiver, and instinctively tugs at her own pants)) But somethin' tells me I may have only mentioned that to annoy her. (My son heard this clip an asked, "Why is that person singing all CRAZY?" -- "Ummmm. . .she's being funny, sweet-pea; don't worry about it.") I wonder why one of her many voices didn't tell her to wear pants that fit properly.
BeachBarbie BeachBarbie 10 years
This was freakin hysterical!! :ROTFL:
SWEET-C9363 SWEET-C9363 10 years
mary roach ROCKS i literllay pissed myself when we watched this the first time "not too shabby" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAH
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