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The Spitzer Scandal Explained by a 3-Year-Old Princess

Who has time to read the paper or tune into the news to learn the trifling deets of some former governor's sex life? Luckily, this 3-year-old princess can break the story down in a minute flat. She may dig pretty pink gowns, but she's not gonna skirt the salient details. No sirree. Girlfriend's got the truth and she's ready to spill it — but not her chalice of magic milk — mommy hates when that happens.

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chapsticknchanel chapsticknchanel 8 years
haha, I love the closer: 'so it all worked out.'
emilyblondie emilyblondie 9 years
haha. "He had to leave before they peached him." lol
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Now I understand the whoooole story. :D
Tech Tech 9 years
This is pretty funny...but I still prefer the original!
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