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Stand 2 Pee: Video Teaches Women How to Pee Standing

Women Standing to Pee — Love It or Leave It?

I have never thought, "It would be great if I could stand right now," but I get it. Peeing upright could come in handy in the woods or a third-world country, but is that really a good enough reason to potty train yourself all over again? says sitting to pee is the mark of an oppressed woman, and it will teach you to stand for just $16.95 ($19.95 if you want the DVD). That's a steal considering the, ahem, man who invented it used to charge $300 to $3,500 for in-person workshops.

SF Weekly writer Lauren Smiley downloaded the video to find the most fascinating and/or disturbing part of the Stand2Pee method is the instruction. The teacher recites lines like "Blast that pee out of there!" and "Let's knock this out!" in what Lauren calls "a detached and professional tone." She ends it with, "I truly think you're pioneers," and then proclaims, "Real women stand, too!"

Where do you stand?

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betty-kraker betty-kraker 6 years
did you see the size of that thing that they are holding in the end what ru going to do stick it in you pocket when you done I'm glad they will retrain you to pee so you don't have to carry huge things ill just stick with the hover
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 6 years
I might use it in a public restroom at a concert or sporting event or shopping center to avoid the germs, but probably not at home or even at work.
elmer7887 elmer7887 6 years
I have long said the only thing i don't like about being a woman is using public restrooms, i often lose balance in a squat, etc. If i had an extra $20 lying around i would totally try it.
stephley stephley 6 years
I’m sure I could pee standing if someone had a gun to my head, or the bathroom was on fire, but unless those situations arise, I’m gonna take my time and get off my feet for a few.
katiekat95 katiekat95 6 years
I had to do it in a small village in France years ago....never again. No thank you!
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