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Sunday Confessional: I Lied To Get Laid

Dear Sugar

The man that I was hoping to marry broke up with me about six months ago and it's left me devastated, sad and lonely...not to mention horny. So when I went away with some girlfriends to Miami Beach last weekend I decided that I was on a mission to get over my ex as well as finally have an evening of hot, meaningless sex.

We went to a club one night where some of my friends were talking to a group of decent looking guys. I was eyeing one of them and could tell that he was interested in talking to me, but I just couldn't get up the nerve. I decided to hit the dance floor for a little while until I could get my best game face ready.

A few songs passed and one of his friends approached me. I wasn't interested in him, be we got to talking at the bar. I was asking him what type of girl his friend liked. He told me that his shy friend had a real fondness for southern gals who were sweet but also very naughty in the bedroom.

A couple of drinks later, I thought to myself...hmmm, I can fake a southern accent pretty well. I did go to college in Alabama and if talking dirty is going to ensure that I'll get some action later on, then I'll do that too. So I mustered up my best drawl and walked right on over to the guy before I could change my mind.

After a couple of booty shakes and a few whispers of sassy sweet nothings, he was like putty in my hands. We had a fantastic night together. The next morning I crept out of his hotel room after leaving a sweet "southern style" note on the night stand. I know that I lied to get laid, and it's wrong, but it seemed like a win-win situation. Can you forgive me?

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shortashley shortashley 10 years
It's okay, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! As long as it was safe then you are in the clear. No one has a right to judge you and call you a whore just because you wanted to have some fun, I bet half of the women in here saying that would have done the same thing!
KrisSugar KrisSugar 10 years
yeah, as long as she had safe sex, it was just a night of fun. i think this is hilarious!
gangstaLOVER707 gangstaLOVER707 10 years
ahahah lols don't even worry about it it's not like you'll ever see him again lols maybe, but you can fake it again! lmao
piratemissus piratemissus 10 years
Wow. I'm going to assume that you used protection. Don't worry honey. Not a big deal. For those of you jumping down her back, she did nothing wrong. She's human. She wasn't looking for a long term thing, most likely neither was he. For you to assume that she's got STDs and a ho is WAY out of line. For all you know this is only the 2nd person she's ever been with and after waiting 6months to find someone to help her ease her heartache, I dont think that it was such a big deal. Attacking her isnt productive, nor is judging her. Let those without sin cast the first stone. The rest of you stop being so pretentious and judgmental. "Do you ever hold your arms out and spin around really fast to get dizzy? Love is like that, but you have to keep your eye on something still, or you wont know when you are about to fall." - Practical Magic "Bar-bee-cue??"
medicgirl medicgirl 10 years
Well as someone once said to me...the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one. That being said how many haters out there have ever had a one night stand or done something completely meaningless, probably alot more than anyone will admit. Hopefully they practiced safe sex...
getstinko getstinko 10 years
masturbation is a good alternative
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
:rotfl: you're wierd!
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 10 years
Holy judgment, Batman. I don't think there's anything wrong with what she did. As long as the sex is safe and consensual, who cares? Sure, she lied to the guy to get him in bed, but it was a little lie. It's not like she lied and said she was single, when she was really married. Or like she lied and said she was a female but turned out to be a pre-op transsexual. I've never had casual sex and I've never wanted to - it's dangerous and risky. But who are we to judge this girl and call her a ho for wanting to get laid while she was on vacation? Sex is a primal human desire. People go about getting it different ways. This girl decided to tell a white lie to stack the deck in her favor. Big deal. It sounds like the guy wasn't hurt, and, hopefully she used a condom so that she won't end up hurt, either.
getstinko getstinko 10 years
Sounds like this ho already had stds
honey31 honey31 10 years
I also with Tor!
Vsugar Vsugar 10 years
Number ONE: Get tested for STD's, and don't ever do anything so careless and stupid with your body ever again. Number TWO: stop thinking like such a woman. You didn't hurt his feelings, you were the PERFECT fantasy woman, and he will spend the rest of his life suppressing a little grin everytime he thinks about the AWESOME horny, southern-belle who screwed his brains out and then asked for nothing in return, and disappeared before HE had to.
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
Im with Tor. ick.
bluejeanie bluejeanie 10 years
i thought this story was pretty funny. it sounded like a fun, exciting time! lol
Ms_Magnificent1 Ms_Magnificent1 10 years
I meant a one-night stand...sorry for the typo :-(
Ms_Magnificent1 Ms_Magnificent1 10 years
It was a stupid thing to do...and I'm with Tornado on the STD thing. I'm sure if you shook your booty on the guy and told him all you wanted was sex...he most likely would have obliged anyway. I mean obviously you weren't worrying about your reputation seeing how you just wanted a one-stand should have just been direct its not like you were really interested in him anyways all you wanted was sex.
kittycat kittycat 10 years
gross. not a way to get over an ex. physical has nothing to do with your emotions. sleeping around is not moral and unsafe.
gossipqueen gossipqueen 10 years
I don't think is a big I'm pretty sure the guy KNEW you were faking just didn't bother him cause he also wanted some! Are you Britney Spears???
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
if the guy knew you did this just to have sex with him i don't think he would find it anything but flattering. i bet his friend told him your "accent" was fake and now their whole circle thinks he's a big stud, lol. so what's the harm? i'm bringing naughty back :naughty_elves:
angelbaby2 angelbaby2 10 years
hopefully you used protection.
LaLaLola LaLaLola 10 years
Oh come on, that's hilarious, as long as you were safe, and there were no hurt feelings, after all you were on the rebound, what else could you do?
snickerdoodle snickerdoodle 10 years
This doesn't really sound like a confession to me, more like a laugh over a good time. I don't think you did anything wrong (and I'm guessing that the 9% is more due to the fact that the sex was casual, not that you drawled your way through it), but I gotta say - getting thrills off the fact that people are reading about your sexual adventures might not be the healthiest thing in the world...
lilxmissxmolly lilxmissxmolly 10 years
I'm with Toronado. ~* “I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.” -Johnny Depp *~
lillie lillie 10 years
You claimed that it was "meaningless sex" so it truly meant nothing. A lot of people that recently get dumped by boyfriends/girlfriends do pretty wild stuff to mourn over it. I would definatley forgive you because I'm sure if I was in a posistion like that I would want people to understand that it just a way of "getting over" someone. Hopefully you learned a lesson not to have one-night stands with men you know nothing about, and most of all you should ALWAYS use protection in this case.
frenchunion frenchunion 10 years
u lied to get what?? if u needed that to feel more comfortable about urself nobody can judge's not like u lied to the man u were going to marry.. --------------------------------------------------------------- 'I wanna know God's thoughts,the rest r details..'
katie225 katie225 10 years
if it's meaningless sex, then it doesn't mean anything if you lied to him! it's not like you were looking for someone to marry. and honestly, he was probably relieved that you weren't there when you woke up so that he didn't have feel bad for ditching you! i think you did him a favor! you're the kind of girl so many guys want to have one night stands with. as long as you used protection...
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