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Taekwondo Grannies Will Kick Your Ass

Too much emphasis is placed in our culture on looking young and being able to attract the opposite sex. (Especially for women.) A much overlooked but more important attribute? Being able to kick some ass. That's what these women of a certain age understand. Forget Botox, Restylane injections and face-lifts — how about board-smashing, choke-holding and all around ass-whooping? That, my friend, is the key to eternal youth.

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rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
Hee hee, my pleasure! ;D
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
Oh, dear, Rabid. How could I have written "kiss"?! How ironic. Thanks!
rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
Don't you mean "kick" your ass? Something tells me these women won't be kissing anyone's ass anytime soon. :D
se7a7n7 se7a7n7 9 years
OK, I have to say it. Board breaking demonstrations are MUCH more impressive when you are breaking boards... not so much when you just kick a plastic tray and the person holding it kinda of tosses it up in the air for you.
northofantastic northofantastic 9 years
Wow, I hope I'm that cool at that age!
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