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Ted Danson Reading Pick-Up Lines

Flashback: Ted Danson Picks Up a Book, and That's It

Is this Ted Danson's long-lost audition tape for that sleazy bartender he played on Cheers? As he reads pick-up line after pick-up line from a book that looks like a prayer book (perhaps, not so different?), he acts the part of a creep as well as he wears that argyle sweater. "God gave you a beautiful body," he says, "share it." God gave you a lot of hair, Ted, cut it.

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tglynn tglynn 7 years
oh wow
tglynn tglynn 7 years
oh wow
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 7 years
:rotfl: Such awful, sleazy and completely hilarious pick-up lines.
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 7 years
:rotfl: Such awful, sleazy and completely hilarious pick-up lines.
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