In the wise words of Beyoncé, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." Nobody is ever quite prepared for the ups and downs that come with being the proud owner of a big butt. But one thing is for sure: there are lots of situations that bootyful women can all relate to. We feel it's only appropriate to raise a discussion about what it's like to have a plump posterior. Check out all the things that only girls with big butts will ever understand.

Your friends are always slapping your butt.

Don't they know that your booty has feelings too?

You knock things over without knowing it all the time.

That butt can do evil things sometimes.

You will always deal with a back gap.

Because your butt-waist ratio isn't made for ordinary pants.

People always ask you to twerk.

And you're always like, no.

At some point, your butt will rip your favorite jeans.

That booty can't be contained to such small quarters.

You have gotten some pretty gross cat calls.

From people walking behind you . . .

You are naturally an incredible dancer.

Your backside does all the work for you.

Yes, you have actually gotten stuck in a chair.

The struggle is real.

Guys love to play with your butt.

Do you blame them?

Your butt is always being used as a pillow.

Pets, boyfriends, BFFs . . . they just love to rest their heads on your badonk.

Those stupid desk chairs were never big enough for you.

Nobody should create seats that small.

But without a doubt, you love your big butt.

And you cannot lie.