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Tiger Woods Eats Fruit Loops After Sex and Other Weird Postsex Behaviors

What's the Weirdest Postcoital Behavior You've Encountered?

The latest bizarre detail shared by one of Tiger Woods's mistresses is that the golfer liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons after sex. To his credit, exotic dancer Cori Rist also describes the sex as "passionate — fireworks" in the latest issue of Vanity Fair.

Weird sex, like bad sex, is a fact of life, but at least it makes for good stories. Yesterday I asked for your bad sex stories; for Alison Brie, it was trying to turn a gay man straight. Now I want to know your postsex stories.

What's the weirdest or most surprising postcoital behavior you've ever encountered? What odd postsex behavior are you guilty of? I've heard of people crying after sex, smoking cigarettes, and — most often — just falling asleep. I think the guy who made quesadillas in the nude after we had sex still tops my list. But I'm sure you can beat that, right?

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Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 7 years
What? Why would he not pick that up, it was probably worth some $$$? That is insane! I had a guy who giggled like that a couple times- it is cute.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 7 years
weffie, he just spilled the coke and ran? WTF hahahaha
weffie weffie 7 years
A few months ago some dude went to "take a pee" immediately after sex, then I heard the front door slam a few minutes later... I went into the bathroom and he'd spilled a HUGE bag of cocaine all over my floor, sink and toilet... It was so random it's kinda funny now, but while cleaning it up I was certainly not amused! My first boyfriend sometimes burst out laughing after he came, especially from a bj... It was the cutest thing, like he was just so overjoyed he started giggling like a schoolgirl :)
fashionplate525 fashionplate525 7 years
The fruit loops part doesn't sound that strange (sex burns alot of calories), but the cartoon part makes me think he was trying to get rid of his guilt by reverting back to childhood tendencies?
mix-tape mix-tape 7 years
Let my dog lick his hands... IT WAS SO DISGUSTING! My poor baby!
Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 7 years
I posted this just a minute ago on 'what's the worst sex you ever had,' but... he hid in a closet. He was a sweet guy but he was fucking nutty. Then there was this one guy... he had a gorgeous rock-hard body, 5'10, 210 lbs of solid muscle (9 inches, too!). He would get out of bed, get dressed, and then lay back down in bed with me because he didn't like to be naked. I told him I liked him better naked... but he still got dressed, every time, even if we were just waiting to get our strength back for round two. But he fucked me like a god so I let it slide. I've had a few get on their phones and tell everyone... I'm surprisingly permissive about that sort of thing, but I'm sure a lot of girls wouldn't be okay with it.
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