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These Tights Are Not Pants American Apparel

No Butts About It!

For a company that's having a contest for its next butt, I don't know why it's concerned with people wearing tights for pants or bras for shirts or whatever it's peddling today. Of course, American Apparel couldn't care less how or if you wear pants, but it's very vested in you buying these nonpants.


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