Pita Taufatofua waved his flag into the hearts [1] of thirsty men and women around the world at the Rio Olympics opening ceremony, but we need more. Parched fans of the sexy taekwondo Olympian, have your straws ready; you're about to drink up a whole lotta sexy as we take an investigative look into Pita Taufatofua's Instagram account [2].
NO ONE has looked that good in a hoodie.
Do I really need to explain why this is hot?
I see what you're doing there.
Literally the only human who could pull off sexy scuba diver.
Suddenly really motivated to go to the gym.
Here's a date night look we can get behind.
We support shirtless selfies.
That helmet has never looked hotter.
PUPPIES, need I say more?
The fitted t-shirt was a great choice.
Sorry, was just blinded by bulging muscles. BRB.