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Top 10 Pet Names for "Pet Owner"

Top 10 Pet Names for "Pet Owner"

Note that this list is from the pet point of view. As if we didn't already know that we're on their leashes...

10. The Great and Benevolent Provider of Life-Giving Flakes from the
World Above The Surface

9. Mister Thinks-He-Owns-The-Place

8. Visitor from Beyond the Cage

7. Waste Disposal Unit #2

6. Hunter of Delicious Cylindrical Animals in Hard Shells

5. The Dupe

4. Maitre d'

3. Pitching Machine

2. Poop B*tch

1. The Person Who Always Points at Me After She Farts

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WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 10 years
That's hilarious, because EVERY TIME the BF or I fart, we yell, "Basil!" Even if Baz isn't in the room!
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 10 years
oops :oops: Meant :ROTFL:
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 10 years
:ROTL: Love the farting one!
Autumn87 Autumn87 10 years
My last comment didn't work, so here goes: this is hilarious, but #1's my fave! :ROTFL:
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