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Top 10 Slogans for the New Male Birth Control Pill

A male birth control pill may be on the market soon. Which slogan do you like best?

10. "The Never-Knocker-Upper"

9. "Recommended By 4 Out of 5 Doctors Who Cheat On Their Wives"

8. "The Last Thing You Need Is Some Baby Mama Drama"

7. "Safe, Effective Way To Avoid Male Pregnancy"

6. "Available In Regular, Extra Strength And Sinatra"

5. "Pop One In Before You Pop One Off"

4. "For Stress-Free Adultery!"

3. "He Shoots, He Doesn't Score!"

2. "Take Matters Into Your Own Hands, So You Don't Have To 'Take Matters Into Your Own Hand'"

1. "Charlie Sheen Tested, Charlie Sheen Approved"

(David Letterman's Top Ten Slogans For The New Male Birth Control Pill)

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rubialala rubialala 10 years
LOL, these are all so funny!!! #8 is my favorite. I'd love him to deal with this too, t0xxic, but alas, I fear that I will never see that day!
t0xxic t0xxic 10 years
lol @ 2 but I love he shoots and doesnt score I really want this to work lol Id love to make him deal with it!
scratch5 scratch5 10 years
I'm liking #8
yayita yayita 10 years
charlie sheen one is funny
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 10 years
ROFL at #3!
controlledspin controlledspin 10 years
I love #8! ;)
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