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This or That: Torturous Toenails or a Hairy Behind?

The guy you’ve been dating for a while asks you to his house for dinner. You have a wonderful meal and a great evening. Things are going so well, and you’re so into him that you decide to let down your guard a bit and thing really start to heat up. As the evening progresses, you end up stripping down and he follows suit. Would it be worse if…

This: When he takes off his socks, you’re confronted with the longest toenails you’ve ever seen, and they’re not well taken care of either? He’s completely hot, but long, yellowed toenails are just plain unattractive and unhygienic.


That: His backside is completely overgrown with black, curly hairs? Sure, you love a man with hair, but you were hoping there would be more on his head than his behind.

Neither is pleasant, but which is worse?


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mandy_frost mandy_frost 9 years
Agree with all the folks who said no long toenails since that is basic hygiene. However, if any of you folks are the same ones who say it's "gross" to not "groom" your pubic hair on today's, do NOT give a double standard and say it's ok for the guys to be lazy with the waxing. Either way, I think both hairs are normal, and the toenails are something you KNOW can be problematic if you don't take care of.
Meike Meike 9 years
Overgrown, yellow toenails are worst. That shows more the guy's lack of care for their own hygiene. As for the backside body hair, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that as long as he showers thoroughly everyday and is clean. That is natural and not unhygienic.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
I'm voting the toe nails as worse, because that is something he is choosing to grow.
Cherrytree94 Cherrytree94 9 years
I have this thing about hating feet so long toenails are a huge thing for me to have to deal with. The hairy back is gross too but not as bad as the toenails.
Emiily Emiily 9 years
Toenails are something you can change in a second, but hair is harder because waxing is painful and guys are lazy. I'd rather date a hairy guy than a guy with gross toe nails. So gross.
Marci Marci 9 years
The toenails would bother me more.
seraphimm seraphimm 9 years
EWWWWWWWWW NASTYYYYYYYYY YELLOW LONG TOENAILS that is sooooooooo much worse than a hairy back. wow I'm starting to appreciate my short-toenailed, smooth-backed boyfie. HAHAHAH
thorswitch thorswitch 9 years
Kind of a tricky one for me since my guy's been known to have both - but the rest of him is so lovely that it more than makes up for it. Given a choice, though, it's the toenails - I don't wanna get scratched and he CAN (and frequently does) fix it!
0danielle0 0danielle0 9 years
Tough one, but I said toes. He'd be on his way to a pedicure appointment with me ASAP!
cereal_please cereal_please 9 years
Either way, he doesn't really feel like taking care of himself, and if he's that lazy, I'd prefer the nasty toenails only because that takes less effort and pain to wax his entire backside.
michelle-c42934 michelle-c42934 9 years
Eeewww I think the toenails are worse. Basic hygeine.
Hootie Hootie 9 years
Oh the nasty toenails would be too much! That is something he sees daily and does nothing about! That is just being dirty and having funky feet! A hairy behind wouldn't run me off. I wouldn't force him to wax it. That's painful. As long as he always smells good, I'm good. A man must be clean and well groomed! No tiger toes!
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
ewww! both are equally disgusting- but I'm just turned off by feet in general!
oh-cecilia-baby oh-cecilia-baby 9 years
hahahah ewwww both are deal breakers to me!
omilawd omilawd 9 years
Hairy butt is worse. Toenails are easier to avoid in the heat of the moment.
j2e1n9 j2e1n9 9 years
Woah woah woah. Men can get hair on the butts??
Random2 Random2 9 years
Toe nails. They're so easy to take care of, it's not a good sign that he can't take a few minutes to give them a trim when needed. And I'm not completely smooth and hairless all the time, so I'd hate to have him turn it on me on the week I don't feel like shaving my legs.
vmruby vmruby 9 years
Neither..... but i have to choose so i'd rather deal with the long toenails (they can be cut)over the hairy caboose any time.....
bengalspice bengalspice 9 years
The toenails ... it's a sign he can't take care of basic hygiene tasks.
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 9 years
I think the toenails are easier to fix than the hairy back so I went with that.
lemuse20 lemuse20 9 years
Hahaha!! Ewww. I dunno, untaken care of toenails might take longer than you'd think, especially if they're yellow. I guess I choose hairy behind :( ugh...
petite42 petite42 9 years
Back hair is something that takes major manscaping to keep under control, he doesn't see it because it's on his back, and I wouldn't blame him if he'd prefer not to undergo frequent, painful waxing! But toenails??? Sheesh! That is something that takes two seconds to keep under control. Yes some people can get fungal infections, so that I wouldn't blame him for. But LONG toenails??? It takes two seconds to clip them!! That would tell me this man has poor overall hygiene and doesn't take care of himself. I would worry he also doesn't brush and floss his teeth either!!!
aimeeb aimeeb 9 years
firesnowbabylove firesnowbabylove 9 years
I can cut his toenails, but I refuse to wax his back. So... "This".
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
Ewww. Neither. :P :ROTFL: linb.
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