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Tweets For Women September 2013

Tweets Girls Say: Whiskey Sour Pussy and Manic Pixie Nightmare Women

All right, let's wrap this week up the best way we know how . . . with the funniest damn tweets of the past seven days. This club roundup has everything: profanity, puns, sexting tips, sad dating realizations, dead grandma stories, and more! Have a lolz-filled day with the best tweets of the week. Enjoy, and don't forget to follow POPSUGARLove on Twitter!

It's how the man keeps us down.

Let the nerd chuckles commence.

Introducing the next hot cocktail.

Click on for more tweets!

I love date stalking.

How many licks does it take?

Guys are so creative.

I'm more of a Nonplussed Pixie Nightmare Woman myself.

Sad about gram, but that response is priceless.

Dating: it's not that complicated.

Ugh. So true.

Congrats, April!

Keep 'em guessing.

It's a fun game.

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